LAUGH TO LIVE: Real Quotes Gone Humorous 1

Hey, it’s Tuesday, let’s  laugh a little. Like I often say, laughter is one of life’s greatest but often unused medicines.  According to Mark Twain, humanity has unquestionably one really effective weapon—laughter. Power, money, persuasion, supplication, persecution—these can lift at a colossal humbug—push it a little—weaken it a little, century by century, but only laughter can blow it to rags and atoms at a blast. Against the assault of laughter nothing can stand.

It’s important to inject humor into what you do and take some time out to have a good laugh… I say, laugh to live. I have done some translations (in italics and caps) to some popular quotes below and I hope they make you laugh. 

“When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her” – Lee Majors 

THAT’S IF SHE IS A BAD WIFE O!!

“After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can’t face each other, but still they stay together” –  Al Gore

THAT’S CALLED FOR BETTER FOR WORSE

 

“By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you’ll be happy. If you get a bad one, you’ll become a philosopher”

~ Socrates

HA HA HA IS THAT WHY MR SOCRATES BECAME A PHILOSOPHER?

 

“Woman inspires us to great things, and prevents us from achieving them”. ~ Mike Tyson

MIKE SPEAK FOR YOURSELF O!!!! ABI IS HE RIGHT ???

 

“The great question… which I have not been able to answer… is, “What does a woman want?”~ George Clooney    

NOW YOU MUST HAVE FINALLY FIGURED IT OUT; HENCE YOUR LATEST RELATIONSHIP COMMITMENT

 

“I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me”~ Bill Clinton

HMM ESPECIALLY AT NIGHT; ONCE YOU HEAR WE NEED TO TALK KNOW THAT YOU’RE IN FOR IT; JUST PATIENTLY GO THROUGH IT

 

“Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.” ~ George W. Bush

YEYE MAN!!!

 

“I don’t worry about terrorism. I was married for two years.” ~Rudy Giuliani

IT’S BETTER TO STAY SINGLE OR SIT AT THE EDGE OF YOUR ROOF TOP, THAN STAY IN THE HOUSE WITH A CONTENTIOUS WOMAN

 

“There’s a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It’s called marriage.”

~Michael Jordan

HMMMM HALF !!!! GOING PRENUPTIAL IS THE SOLUTION

 

“I’ve had bad luck with all my wives. The first one left me and the second one didn’t.” The third gave me more children! ~ Donald Trump

NA YOU SABI JARE

 

Do you have some quote and translations to share? I’d love to read them in the comments.

The catalyst, Lanre Olusola